ABC has officially announced the cast for season five of “Dancing With The Stars”

In no particular order

• Wayne Newton, Vegas headliner (this years “elder statesman” and looking very scary lately)
• Floyd Mayweather Jr, boxer (Who ??)
• Entrepreneur Mark Cuban
• Melanie Brown, aka “Scary Spice” and Mel B. (I thoght they were on a world tour )
• Sabrina Bryan of Disney Channel’s Cheetah Girls. (this is a new twist)
• Indianapolis 500 champ Helio Castroneves (guess they couldn’t get any NASCAR guys)
• Actress Jennie Garth
• Model-actress Josie Maran (Hoo-Hah !)
• Soap star Cameron Mathison (who??)
• Singer Marie Osmond (awww !)
• Model Albert Reed
• Actress Jane Seymour (56 year old hottie !)